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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:19
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What’s something you’ve learned that you think everyone should know, but nobody talks about?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
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No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Assumenda assumenda cum ducimus iste enim eos dolores molestiae.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids